Vocanos, avalanches, bears and marmots... Only one survived: Me

Dearest readers,

Pictures are not worth 1000 words. I don't even think they're worth 200. They merely show a crummy moment in time which no one can truly experience or relive no matter how hard they try, and in the end we all just end up walking away thoroughly disappointed at the entire situation. It is for this reason that I warn you, my friends; you will not enjoy your visit here as I enjoyed my visit to Wonderland.

With all my love,

Dent Burntrap.